nukaposting:

oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin:

death-420:

FOR TIL COCK????????

adthorne:

noctuamagna:

malewifecombat:

malewifecombat:

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol

throathole:

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

infectiouspiss:

chromosomes? no sorry i use firefox

shepardoftheearth:

duchesspeggy:

how-not-to-human:

hungwy:

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

mystrothedefender:

The existence of New England suggests that a place called ‘England’ exists, which is ridiculous but funny to imagine.

effinbirds:

simcardiac-arrested:

umm yikes ok OP of the post you just reblogged is a tumblr user so i’d delete that if i were you

sanasuru:

the real protagonist

egberts:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

egberts:

hey what’s up guys, tumblr user egberts here and i’ve got another new posts for you today:

start all text posts with a youtube intro?

no

hey, what’s up guys? it’s tumblr user egberts back again and i just want to take a minute to talk about the haters :/